Q. Why do chickens have beaks?
A. Because they are peckish
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Q. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he didn't have enough guts
Q. What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
A. It was eggspelled.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A. The stay on the same side
Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A. A bird that lays down!
Who is there?
Interrupting chicken who?
Cock a doodle doo
Q. How long do chickens work?
A. Around the cluck
Q. Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A. Because talk is cheep!
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.
Q. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A. An eggroll.
Q. Why don't chickens like people?
A. They beat eggs!